“It doesn’t look good,” said the doctor examining his patient’s x-rays. “Everything is swollen except your wallet.”
Got a kick out of that one.
Saw it in a comic strip in “Sun” Magazine.
I’ve rapped about “Sun” before in the hallowed pages of my daily emails. And about how you can find the grooviest headlines for idea-generation and inspiration.
Here are some from the recent issue:
Attack Of The Kelpie!
Teens discover supernatural horse is all too real
3 Easy Ways To Be Smarter
Herpes Virus Could Treat Cancer
Pollution-free, 90 cents-per-gallon fuel is a
MIRACLE AT THE PUMP
New Military Tech Lets Soldiers…
SEE THROUGH WALLS
What Do You Do With A 90 Fingered Robot?
Where else but Australia…
RUBBER SIDEWALKS FOR DRUNKS!
Duct-taped Airliner Forced To Turn Around During Flight
“The pilot could have been sucked out mid-air”
Real-Life Doogie Howser College Bound At Age 11
Townsfolk baffled by…
MYSTERY BLOBS FROM OUTER SPACE
Taxidermist survives 30 years on…
Caviar Cologne Reels In The Cuties
“A dab of beluga behind your ear is all you
need to drive women wild”
Prince Charles saves forests
in honor of Uncle Dracula
Never a dull moment with “Sun”.
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