I didn’t expect it…
But Trophy Wife, is hilarious!
A few weeks
ago, I started watching it on tv. In case you don’t know the show, it’s a comedy
about a young lady who marries a middle-aged man. He comes with two ex-wives
that don’t seem to ever go away.
Jackie, his
“new age” wife reminds me of many of my subscribers.
Let me
explain…
I call this
type of marketer, the “know it all”–Even though the name is misleading. These
guys are really “Jackie’s”.
Jackie is a
bit of a hippy.
She’s
ALWAYS broke. She’s cheap. And she sticks her nose into everything–because she’s
an expert on…well…EVERYTHING.
Every few
episodes she has another genius business idea.
She’s so
convinced she’s successful, that she…LOL…in one episode, she boastfully says, “Look
at me, I’m a successful businesswoman–I’ve got 6 businesses.”
HAHA!
6
businesses…all making no money.
Joke is, I actually
know REAL PEOPLE like her.
They ACT
like they know everything…but in reality, they know little.
They put on
this façade of AWESOMENESS.
They’re super
positive, to the point it’s sickening.
And they’re
pretty convincing–impressive even–if you don’t know any better.
I’ve met this
type all over the world, in all professions. People who collect certifications and
diplomas but never had the stamina to get a proper 4 year university degree.
People who
have worked at every job under the sun…but always seem to be currently
unemployed.
People who seem
to know a lot of important personalities…but are themselves, completely unimportant.
And in online
marketing there’s PLENTY of “Jackie’s”.
I can pick up on them JUST from the number of websites they have. If you ask them for their website, they’ll blast you like 10
different links.
Let me tell
you something, my little French fry…
Having 10
different web addresses, all making ZERO dollars and ZERO cents, doesn’t make
you any richer.
It doesn’t
bring you to your goals faster.
It harms
you.
It just proves you can’t stick to anything long enough to see it through.
And worst of all, it spreads
your focus very thin.
…Instead of
having one REALLY AWESOME website, full of content–you end up with several nearly
empty web ADDRESSES.
…Instead of
becoming a REAL expert at selling ONE thing–you end up with lots of stuff to
sell but no skill to sell them.
…Instead of
driving ALL your traffic to one place and having a giant raving fanbase for your
brand–you end up with several page 1 listings (yay!) that never translate to
money.
A total
JACKIE.
If you’re
feeling pretty shytty because I seem to be describing you…Here’s some
advice you can take to the bank:
Close all
your websites.
Every
single one of them.
There’s
nothing salvageable, trust me.
Start fresh
with ONE idea. One website.
Make it
Google Compliant from the get-go, so you don’t spend your life chasing traffic.
And next
time you get another brilliant idea, take all that excitement and energy, and
put it into the SAME website.
That’s it!
Look…
In just
FIVE days, my 90 Minute Website class begins. And I hope you’re there, because I’m
holding it for you.
If you want
to build your website correctly from day 1…
So you get
traffic easily and sell products routinely. And if you
want all this to be easy, then DON’T miss this class. It’s a game changer.
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~jim