Are you a marketer who’s been doing your MLM/affiliate thing for a while, sick of crappy results…and just about done with the whole game…
…but don’t know where to go next with your new online marketing skills?
We might be willing to adopt you into the YaghiLabs team. And it’s not going to cost a cent.
It’s FREE, but don’t get too excited just yet.
First, if you hate reading and prefer skimming, stop and leave.
This opportunity will require lots of reading.
Surely if you’ve been on our mailing list for a while, you’ve heard about our YaghiLabs Intern Entrepreneur Program.
It’s REAL and the handful of people who have graduated from the first phase of the program are set to bring in within weeks nearly $8,000/month in revenue for themselves.
But I don’t want you to keep reading out of greed. I only mention money to raise your curiosity and give you hope because this email is about to get VERY DARK.
This program is NOT for the greedy “get rich quick” minded.
Those are losers. And we don’t want losers.
What we are looking for is WINNERS. Dependable winners who hold themselves to a higher standard and take pride in their work. Our reputation is extremely important to us and our interns are prepared to follow instructions very precisely, and repeat work until it is PERFECT in every way.
We’re looking for people who’d like to own a REAL business with hundreds of employees and thousands of clients.
Entrepreneurs who are willing to put in the time and effort required to lay down the ground work for their own multi-milllion $ corporation as we instruct them.
The difference here is that you’ll be doing it under our active supervision. So it’s a shortcut. But it will require hard work, loyalty, and the right mindset.
And that’s why I need to tell you the following things before allowing you to apply:
- You should go through the Internet Business Academy (for under $20) before considering applying.
- Although we review and renew entrepreneurial intern contracts every 90 days, the training program is for life. You must commit to that at the outset.
- There are THREE stages of Internship the first lasts at least 12 months and is the most grueling and the least rewarding. The last stage is the most independent, longest lasting, and most lucrative (7,8, 9-figure $$rewarding$$!)
- YOU don’t have a right to earn when you begin. Aside from a regular full-time job or offline business that pays the bills, you will not receive ONE cent in compensation from us. What you get from us is just training and supervision if and only if you live up to your end of the deal. In later stages of internship, we will give you staff, refer you plenty of business, and give you all the tools, skills, and manpower needed to operate a LARGE corporation.
- You will NOT run any parallel online business, promote any affiliate programs, info products, systems, MLMs, or personal website or product. On entry into the program, you must divorce forever all other online business ideas and interests and show up every day with NOTHING on your mind but your assignments.
- You start at the VERY BOTTOM. You won’t be my byatch…you’ll be my byatch’s byatch. Even though you’ll be handed down work from me, we won’t even speak except in the following two situations: 1) you’re being interviewed for the Intern program or b) you’ve been promoted. Only people who graduate the first stage of internship (minimum 12 months from first signing) will ever make direct contact with me. Until then, you’ll be trained and supervised by your assigned Officer as I see fit.
- If you’re fired or walk away, or change your mind after being accepted, your relationship with YaghiLabs ends. You’ll be cut off from the team, removed from our virtual office, manually deleted from our mailing list, and nobody will ever be allowed to speak to you again. You will yield anything that belongs to YaghiLabs and will not be allowed to use any training, intellectual property, memberships, tools, staff, passwords, or accounts you obtained while on the team. Failure to comply will be met with brutal legal action! We’ll sick Mike Young Internet Attorney on your ass.
- Now comes the “FUGK OFF” section, which is a tirade, I’ve given my staff (somehow they still love me)…
- If you don’t like me, FUGK OFF. I don’t like you either.
- If you think you’re going to get something for nothing, FUGK OFF. We’re not a charity, and my time is better sold than given to greedy ingrates who don’t see the big opportunity they’ve been handed.
- If you ask anyone on the team ONCE about when you can expect to get money or get promoted, FUGK OFF. The answer is whenever I think you’re ready.
- If you want to build an affiliate business or MLM FUGK OFF. We’re building real businesses, not jokes.
- If you ever come to me with some dipshit retarded suggestion you can FUGK OFF. I don’t value suggestions from the byatch’s byatch.
- If you ever wanna try to advance your own agenda and use yaghilabs as a stepping stone FUGK OFF. We ARE the end destination, not your stupid stepping stone.
- If you ever complain to me or anyone else on the team, you can FUGK OFF. Nobody cares.
- If you want to join the team to “learn traffic” or to reach some other personal learning agenda, DON’T FUGK OFF because I’m going to come to your hometown in person and shove my foot down your throat and kick your a$$ from your insides. You learn what you’re told and nothing else.
- If you have a stupid eBook or gay Gooroo product you want to use our resources and training to build, you can FUGK OFF. We are fueled by the destruction of Gooroos and their corrupt ways.
- If you ever make excuses about your mummy being on her deathbed or about your dog eating your homework, you can FUGK OFF. Nobody cares.
- If you drink or partake the occasional joint on the job, you can FUGK OFF. Drunks and stoners talk a lot of stupid hippy shyt nobody cares about.
Basically, you come to us with a clean plate. Naked. Like the day you were born.
We will mould you into one of our own, build up the skills we think you need, tell you what to do, and then hand you the business you need to run, send you business, and help you grow to a gazillion dollars in profit.
And if you remain faithful and moral and ethical and smart, you will get leverage, passive income, and a business worth millions, faster and more certain than you ever could on your own without spending a cent.
If we’ve got rid of all the losers by this point, I’d like to invite you to use the link below, read the original manifesto for the Intern Program and send a full work CV to firstname.lastname@example.org.
No stupid a$$ sales letters and personal essays please.
Here’s a revision of the steps you need to take right now if you’re down with this:
- Get the Internet Business Academy if you don’t already have it at http://yaghilabs.com/academy
- Read the YaghiLabs Intern manifesto at http://jimyaghi.com/news/apprenticeship.html
3. Prepare your professional CV and send it to email@example.com
4. Go through the 10 hours of the Internet Business Academy training while waiting to hear from us about your interview.
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That’s all. Good luck haha!