Probably serves me
… for making all that fun of gooroos.
Cause now the fanboys are making their way on my mailing list and gooroo-fying me.
Lemme see if I can
It’s like where people
hang on every word you say and quote it like gospel to others.
And in some cases to
Yeah fugkers are
actually quoting back at me my own preachings.
Lately I’ve been
getting a lot of lip from customers who want revisions made to landing
pages we build.
“Don’t you think this text
would look better aligned to the center, like YOURS?”
“Don’t you think these other
colours would work better, like YOURS and BEN’s?”
“Don’t you think this
picture of me would be better than the one you chose, kinda like the page you
built for Ben?”
Some people are even
taking liberties in CRITIQUING copy that I approve!
There’s a lesson here.
People in this market are
exposed to a LOT of people’s “teachings”.
But regardless, there’s
only one thing missing from all the information you hear…
There should be YOUR own theories,
case-studies, experiences, and experiments, on which you base your marketing.
How on earth are you
ever going to have anything USEFUL to say if all you know is what others have
I’m sure it shocks our
customers that we build campaigns and pages SO differently from everyone they’ve
ever heard from.
But we do it because
in OUR experience, our UNIQUE experience, these methods of ours have been most
effective for traffic-getting.
It’s also how you know
trusting our methods will work for you.
Our unique way of
building pages is the only reason we’ve survived so long on Pay-Per-Click
search engines, advertising in this market, and PROFITING while so many of our
competitors (goooroos) were banned permanently from every major network in 2006
…and why they’ve grubbed for traffic ever since.
Why they continue to “teach”
about it … their experiences … which got them banned and will CERTAINLY get you banned also.
So if you want to have
your own experiences, built upon GOOD experience, throw away your preconceptions and prior notions, and you come to YaghiLabs.
First, we understand
your product and look for holes in your sales process that should be patched up
before traffic can start.
Next, using our own
technique, we find the best target customer for you.
Later, we find every
damn search your target customer might possibly run, and we target it with an
ad. We hit them in 100’s of thousands of places.
Then, we write 4
ridiculously awesome ads that REJECT clicks from people unlikely to be
interested in your offer. (again that’s our way)
Finally we write, design,
and build you a bad ass landing page, different from any you’ve ever seen, with
the sole purpose of feeding traffic into your mailing list.
And it’s all loaded up
ready for you to hit GO so when you’re ready, you let that traffic rip your website in half.
All that, you can get here:
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Only then, and only when you have your own high-volume traffic, can you go make your own experiments.
Then you won’t sound
like such a douche who quotes other people’s results and who gooroo-fies people
that don’t want to be gooroo-fied.
ps, look, i even use lowercase first-person pronoun i’s and lowercase my name just to make myself insignificant …and still people gooroof-y & copy THAT! 🙁