NO BODY GIVES A FLYING dump!


You know what’s dumb?
Marketing using a “My Story”.
Yeah, go ahead, ponder for weeks about how you’ll retell the same story your favourite guru tells about how you went from nobody to somebody, and hope it sell something at your website.
Seems like everyone was a Cinderella, waited tables, and lived in their cruel parents’ basement. Until they discovered this “secret system” that finally took them from loser to winner.

WHO GIVES A FLYING DUMP?

They think they’re so clever.
Probably a million dollars in debt! Friggin’ losers.
It’s not like anyone cares when they go to Kentucky F**’d Chicken about how Colonel Sanders stole from Pink Beard the Pirate his secret recipe of 7 secret herbs and spices.
You buy because you’re hungry.
You buy because you like Fried Chicken  (Ew!)
You buy because you like cheap grease.
YOU DON’T BUY because you’re so inspired by the Colonel and his creepy adventures.
And if you sell info products and systems,

STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF!

No one straight in the head is going to read your story, become so overwhelmed with inspiration (I wanna be like you when I grow small!), and hand you 20,000 bucks for some mysterious magic genie system.
A brand story is just a gimmick; an ego boost.
People buy because THEY live in a basement.

GET REAL…

At YaghiLabs we understand customers. We use real scientific research to get under their skin and know how they search when they want to buy. We know how to make them click ads. We know what you should sell them when they arrive at your site. We know how to compel them to spend money.
We don’t care for gimmicks.
Want our help to bring traffic to your website and REALLY sell genuine products every day?
It’s straightforward and we’ll show you how with a BIG inspiring smile (while we spend your money on healthy, expensive food).
Read more at our “My Story”-Free website here
~jim

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Jim Yaghi

Jim Yaghi

Foremost Home Business traffic expert, Jim Yaghi is a Computer Scientist and Mathematician who used to build search engines for a living. At 16 he created a mildly popular social network and has been an online entrepreneur for over 15 years. In 2006 he rose to the #1 Affiliate rank in many Home Business programs (most notably Magnetic Sponsoring). Today he's best known for hatching the first industry-wide viral campaign to reach all major social networks, for hosting a top-10 Internet radio show for entrepreneurs, and for shattering industry sales records with his best-selling, easy-to-follow online marketing courses PPC Domination, PPC Supremacy, and Traffic KickStart.

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