got this “concerned” email in response to the 24-hour free offer for Traffic Kickstart (list building in minutes).
check it out:
“Before you send another email please get some rest and get rid of your fever. It looks like you were rambling in this email. The subject reads Build a mailing list and the body of the email has nothing about building an email list. Your fever is affecting your text. Get well and try it again.
And here’s the reply i drafted in response…
I didn’t actually send that; not that i’m above it, but because i decided it would be way more fun and profitable to share with you the level of retardation i have to deal with on a daily basis.
obviously, the dude’s a wanker and he’s wrong.
my fever aint a thing. i produced some of my best material while battling cancer this year and sent emails fresh out of major surgery and while being pumped full of chemo medication….never “rambled”.
Respectfully, eat a fat one, Mr. Rice.
There’s two possibilities why he decided this would be a good way to make first contact with someone so much his better.
First, perhaps this fruitl00p hadn’t bothered to read the email in full before deciding he would write his smartass reply. it didn’t satisfy his fantasy…he thought perhaps i was going to give him the steps 1, 2, 3, as a TLDR, right there in the body of the email, and i’d do it for free…because apparently i’m in the business of charity and i owe him something.
oh btw, i DID give the 1, 2, 3 TLDR steps when his lazy ass joined the mailing list. (you get plenty of free help upon joining my list).
pretty sure he didn’t do any of the steps, nor was the TLDR of much value to him without the proper details of a course as comprehensive as the Super Traffic Machine, which he didn’t buy.
The second possibility, is that the level of retardation on this feller goes even deeper and he doesn’t actually realise that “LIST BUILDING” is connected with and driven by TRAFFIC GENERATION.
i mean, how else do you build a list? You need traffic and an offer that captures visitors into a contact list of subscribers you can recontact. duh.
Either way, there’s an important lesson here.
when you’ve taken the time to build and nurture a large mailing list and readership as i have, you actually welcome stupid cunts like this guy. they give you free fodder, conversation starters to use when you wanna sell your stuff. and you make money from them.
while he’s uselessly braying into my inbox, i’m using him as an excuse to tell you about my next free 24-hour only offer.
A few years ago, i accidentally stumbled upon a method to make a few hundred to a few thousand dollars on any given month….
…and to do so with a VERY small mailing list of 500 subscribers or so…
… and to do it with only a few hours of work.
You market and sell a product that doesn’t yet exist, and then you build it on the fly. The entire thing from concept to cashing out takes 6 days to complete a single iteration.
The best part is, if you repeat the same method, the financial effect is cumulative and it quickly turns into a somewhat serious income. i wasn’t disciplined enough to iterate it monthly but i didn’t have to and it became a serious part of my business.
this accidental discovery, i made a fortune out of it over the years.
i called this thing, the Monthly Launch Formula and i recorded a live 60 min presentation of how to build one with a Q&A at the end.
i’ve decided to give away Monthly Launch Formula for free to anyone who subscribes to the Super Traffic Machine in the next 24 hours.
It previously sold for $97 and you can see its VERY simple original (no longer working) sales page here:
DO NOT attempt to buy from that page. It does not work, there are styles and images missing. The link above is just so you can see details about what the product is.
It’s the same deal as i made with KickStart, it comes “as is”. The back office is a mess, there might be bits and pieces not working or missing. the main presentation is there. i will make every effort to make it work, you can email me for help with anything you can’t find or whatever…but please do so respectfully and without entitlement.
if this sounds interesting to you and you want in, you MUST buy the Super Traffic Machine before Wednesday 8pm CEST (that’s Central European Standard Time).
There is a timer at the top of the page telling you how much time is left, so you don’t have to worry about the time conversion.
All you have to do is:
Step #1. Visit the Super Traffic Machine sales letter and read it and make sure you want to subscribe to the full 8 month training, send me questions if you need more info.
Use the link below:
Step #2. Click the big black button at the bottom of the page and fill out your shipping address and payment information for the Super Traffic Machine.
Step #3. Reply to this email and forward me your receipt or your full name so i can look you up in the system. i’ll give you IMMEDIATE digital access to Monthly Launch Formula for free.
Oh, please do keep in mind you need to have a mailing list of a few hundred subscribers for this method to work. If you don’t have a mailing list, you will learn how to build one in Super Traffic Machine and you can still benefit from the Monthly Launch Formula method.
But for the sake of transparency, if you don’t have a list and you don’t plan to build one, this deal is probably not for you.