Hilarious!
Check out this comment sent by your fellow subscriber “TJ”:
“This email, [“Does Adwords Hate Marketing Systems”] and “Will it get traffic for my type of business” has me thinking there is a different way than what the gooroos have taught me [when they] say that Google hates marketers.”
So true my man, TJ.
And he’s right, there IS a different way!
(Like my Traffic KickStart method which is FAAAAAAR simpler than any other method and needs barely any of your time!)
Online Marketing trainers like to COMPLICATE Google, because THEY don’t get it.
And if you hear someone put down Google’s advertising programs and policies, you can bet all your tentacles this guy’s ANGRY that google’s onto all his slick n scammy “marketing” tricks.
I, for one, am feeling vindicated.
For a lot of people learning online marketing, the internet is this ugly thing where the only way to get traffic and make a buck is to spend all your money on $2,000 courses with copywriting and jedi mind-control ads and headlines
AND THEN SPLIT-TEST THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYTHING!
Omg what’s the point of all the tricks if you have to split-test when all’s said and done?
These marketing gooroos are DINOSAURS.
They’re trying to force their old fashioned direct mail tricks on the Internet. And the WORLD has said NO WE HATE THIS, long before Google kicked them off.
Marketing on the internet has evolved in leaps and bounds. There’s cleaner, easier, and friendlier methods to sell and promote your stuff…
And they work just as effectively (if not BETTER) at converting and targeting traffic!
We’ve been using the Traffic KickStart method for years. Even though, one of those traffic management companies setup by a Traffic “geek” once reviewed a campaign build we did…
And said it was ALL WRONG.
But we’ve been profiting with our methods for years without a hitch.
Take for example, the ad campaign I setup only 2 months ago. Didn’t follow any of the Dinosaur rules…never split-test a dang thing.
And it’s already DOUBLING every dollar spent on it.
It hasn’t even reached a fraction of its full potential.
And here’s what’s crazy. The ads took me about 30 minutes to setup.
To say I spent even ONE hour over the past 2 months doing any maintenance on it would be an exaggeration.
The way my Traffic KickStart method works you don’t really want to do maintenance. Once a campaign is going, there’s only two actions you should take…delete or add another.
There’s no split-testing.
No negative-keyword setting.
No screwing with bids.
No Quality Score checking.
No multiple landing page and headline-testing.
None of that stuff.
I mean, you can do it if you want…BUT WHY?
KickStart works like this:
You just CHOOSE the landing page you want traffic to go to on your site. It doesn’t have to be magic. Google’s job is to find you subscribers…or buyers.
You write an ad or two…(ok so there’s ONE thing you have to make sure is in there), don’t worry if the copy’s not soooo good it’s gonna be clicked by damn near everyone. Google shows it where it gets attention.
Seriously, why anyone listens to those gooroos I don’t know. Just learn from me.
Learn the Traffic KickStart Method here:

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It’s easy and fun. And most important, lets you focus on BUSINESS instead of traffic.
~jim