A reader asks…
“Can an introvert person be a successful businessman?”
GOD, NO! Not a chance.
If you’re an introvert like me, you’re shit out of luck. It’s all uphill for the likes of us. You intuitively know this.
Online business isn’t better. I’ve been doing it for years and i gotta tell you, the guys who make it, it’s not because they’re really clever and thoughtful. Ironically, they’re loud, cut-throat, greedy, cuntheads. They’re the bully types who used to give us wedgies in school and call us nerds for playing with our little computers.
See, most popular online businesses, the biggest reason for their success is “networking”.
They get their start by going to events and striking up a relationship with a popular “big name” in their industry. Together, they’ll get piss drunk at the pool and in strip clubs. Afterwards, when there’s enough of a relationship, they ask their new buddies a favour…
…to do a “joint venture” (JV).
JVing is the mother of all list-building activities.
Of course, you’ve got to be ok with ASKING and hearing “NO” a few times. Which, if you’re an introvert, is a bit too much confrontation for comfort.
Aside from JVs, you wanna build sales presentations and marketing with video. It’s all the rage now. Camera shy? Tough!
Once your JVs have sent you lots of traffic, you’ll wanna blast them with a million emails to get on an unmissable free webinar with a 1,000 person limit. You must run it live and EVERYTHING can and will go wrong…You will pitch these fine people using your confident voice and slick powerpoint. Then you’ll proceed to close half the virtual room with an iron-clad guarantee. Don’t be nervous now.
Afterwards, you’ll wanna do some heavy upselling with strong and pushy language…sometimes threatening readers with countdown timers to a lost opportunity.
At some point, you’ll want to plaster your photo on everything. Do a professional photoshoot so you can have 12 photos of yourself above the fold on your website. Super important to get this exact number of photos ABOVE the fold.
Lastly, for good measure…you’ll do much social media updates on instagram and facebook stories. Be sure to do many selfies of yourselfie self doing selfish things, duck lips and all. Yell at potential customers and tell them off for not being better humans.
Truthfully, i’m exhausted writing this.
As you can see, introverts can’t make it in online business…
…unless you build a Super Traffic Machine, that is.
With the Super Traffic Machine, you create your own traffic supply using ads and organic content marketing. Traffic never dries up. You’re independent. No need to network, JV, or prostitute yourself on social media.
You don’t need any video sales material, nor to show photos of your bare shoulder. Instead, you’ll learn to make impactful, thoughtful, WRITTEN sales presentations and email follow-up to boost sales conversion. You’ll use subtle visual elements and user interface marketing to outperform any hype video or pushy webinar sales pitch.
You don’t have to do annoying upsells and high pressure tactics. Instead, you’ll learn to raise your average customer value by building trust with your customers, identifying new problems they want solutions to, and pricing solutions strategically. People will buy from you not because you’re pushy, but because they trust you.
Learn more about the Super Traffic Machine at the link below…
Super Traffic Machine is delivered to you physically as a series of 8 monthly modules. Each module gives detailed instructions for building one component of your machine.
But the best part…
Once you’re setup, your day to day business operations are reduced to one activity…
…answering one question per day!
You get guided templates for it too.
If that’s not the most introvert-friendly business, i don’t know what is.
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