Tip of the Carrot to you!
Hehe, one cheeky little sentence at the end of yesterday’s email got more attention than I expected.
Several of your fellow subscribers went looking for the “<$100 expert staffer, on-call around the clock" deal. You know, a YaghiLabs expert you can retain to do the parts of your business you can't or don't wanna do.
But WHY did the link go to the old YaghiLabs' flagship consulting products–and not to that much more interesting deal!?
Let's ease your curiosity:
Think of us as the NetFlix of Internet Business Staffing.
For a small monthly fee (<$100), you can have Traffic "Bob" available on-call to take care of ANY traffic needs you have. Traffic "Bob" IS your employee, certified, supervised, and trained by me @ YaghiLabs. And he's your BIYAAATCH to make him do whatever you want–
except sexual favours, please don't ask!
Plus I think Traffic "Bob" might be a tranny anyway — unless you're into that.
If, instead, you need a hand with your day-to-day work, you can retain Virtual Assistant "Jane" as an on-call employee for as few (or as many) hours a month as you want. Packages available to suit your budget starting at < $100. She'll take care of …hmm…just about anything:
Secretarial work, back-linking all day, repetitive jobs, appointment setting & keeping, phone-calling, customer support…even article writing, ordering your pizza, or whatever.
Even though the price seems low, QUALITY is our only priority.
In fact, when you retain Traffic "Bob" or Assistant "Jane" or Copywriter "Joe" — What you're getting is access to the ENTIRE diversely expert crew at YaghiLabs who are invisibly working for you on whichever part of the job requires their speciality.
Remember, EVERY business needs employees to do its work.
If you have NO employees, then you're it. All the work rests on your back.
That is, until this email saved you. From being your own beeyatch 🙂 You're welcome!
So I guess you want us on your side now, huh?
Not so fast.
We're only offering these services to clients of our flagship consulting products.
FIRST, you need to have at least a DFYT setup ($1,997 one-time) or a DFYT consultation ($497 one-time). Then you can use ours girls and guys the way i described above.
Here's where you start…
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