A hairy palmed concerned subscriber brays again

someone with a little self respect would have unsubscribed and disappeared after the public tongue lashing i executed in yesterday’s email.

not this feller though. he brays on:

   “Dear Jim

   “You truly a new kind of idiot in the internet world. I still say that you are off your rocker. And just so you know nobody does their best work when fighting cancer, (you are not the only one) and nobody does their best anything just after surgery. It is also true that a drunk thinks they drive drunk and a pot head drives best when stoned. Everyone knows that isn’t true.

   “I have been reading some of your emails you have been sending. What a bunch of verbal drivel. It is truly the sign of as you put it a gooroo that you ramble on about nothing trying to make it look like you are better and smarter than everyone else. You are not. Get better, get over your fever and write something that makes sense.

   “Dave Rice”

i apologise if you found that a bit hard to read.

unfortunately, communication is a problem for people low in intellect. To begin with, they have no clarity or precision in their thoughts.

had Mr. Rice been a Super Traffic Machine customer, he might have learned how better to plan his writing before humilating himself and showcasing his stupidity, once more, to my entire mailing list.

i can’t believe have to say this….

the difference between a stoner/drunk and a guy battling cancer is, the former deliberately poisons his body to feel good, while the latter is getting treatments to save his life.

another obvious difference is that the stoner/drunk rarely watches a video or listens to a recording of himself after and thinks he was as “amazing” as he thought while off his face.

on the other hand, when you send email, there’s a written record of what you said. You can easily revise it later and judge for yourself if it was “drivel” or useful.

In my case, i can say with certainty i stand behind all i wrote.

My ever growing readership, engagement, customer loyalty, and bank account are indisputable evidence (to me) that my emails are high in quality, entertainment, and marketing magic.

Unlike the stoner/drunk whose similarly intoxicated friends egg him on with one bad idea after the other, as i’m sure Mr. Rice can attest–it is, afterall, how he did so much damage to his brain, and why he now grows hair on the inside of his palms.

in fact, the emails i wrote while sick, allowed me to resurrect my mailing list after a FIVE year absence and zero communication. I retained 66% of my original subscribers with the emails i wrote EXCLUSIVELY while undergoing treatment for stage 3 cancer.

A large portion of subscribers lost were abandoned mailboxes, not unsubscribes.

The rest either remembered me fondly and welcomed me back into their inboxes…or discovered me again for the second time through that top notch content with engagement rates i have NEVER in my life experienced. and i dare say few in the industry have.

This year, i’ve accomplished a lot more, including

   * programmed, launched, and tested an intelligent, adaptive full-stack marketing platform i built entirely myself

   * used my traffic skills to launch and manage campaigns for several clients who earned millions of dollars in extra revenue this year

   * hired, trained, managed, and learned from a team of machine learning experts, devops, and programmers, and writers hired to carry out various tasks in my business, so i can do more with less personal time

   * launched ad campaigns on multiple networks and learned new skills for those platforms which i’ll be teaching exclusively to Super Traffic Machine customers in 2021

   * drafted three new academic research papers in machine learning and natural language processing i will submit in 2021 as part of my own PhD research in personalised persuasion and computer science.

That’s just some of the stuff i’m most proud of. All done while sick, vomiting, agonizing, and fighting, by the grace of GOD.

But anyway, back to the emails.

Those were LONG, value packed emails!

Easily mistaken for “drivel” by illiterates such as our friend Mr Rice.

In fact, that content was so top-notch that when i started running paid traffic again for myself…i used those exact emails, almost verbatim, as onboarding content for new subscribers.

had it not been the very best of content, and i didn’t stand behind it, i wouldn’t have “blown” so much money into ads promoting it.

That’s the 17-part “Yaghi Way” Mini-Series. You’ll know what i mean if you recently joined us, are still receiving it, or you got the original version when i sent it out in real time all those months ago.

Here’s an example of an email from a happy new subscriber who discovered this “drivel” i wrote on my phone, while half dead in the hospital, being pumped full of chemo drugs, or  after being gutted on the operating table:

   “Dear Jim,

   “You asked us to drop a line.

   “Well here it is.

   “I am impressed by the content value you offer.

   “It serves three goals:

   “[1] I benefit from your insights in the traffic and Emailing subject.

   “[2] It establishes you as an authority on the subject

   “[3] It is a valuable example of how to compose an email that your audience will open and read.

   “It is far better than your website, that annoyed me a bit at a first glance.

   “Good luck, Jack van den Berg”

Notice, this is clear and simple to read. It indicates precision of thought and the high intellect of the writer.

And as Mr. van den Berg keenly observes, those three goals are the EXACT reasons i decided to write those emails when i wanted to restore my relationship with my abandoned mailing list. It is also why it made sense to reuse them as an onboarding series for new subscribers.

People buy from businesses that intimately, deeply understand them, their problem, and the solution to their problem. They buy from trustworthy, experienced, authoritative, businesses like mine.

And this is why i rattle on about how much time you’re going to waste trying to “save” time by trying to avoid learning the fundamentals. It’s why i tell you to pick a topic you are intimately familiar with. It’s why i instruct you to build your own list, never, ever send traffic directly into someone else’s offer. treat it as a business, and so on and so forth.

i know how you think and that you’re resisting those ideas because they seem like “work”. and they ARE work.

but it’s work that pays off.

In fact, the content of those emails was originally planned to be included as part of the Super Traffic Machine product. This is why the subject matter in the series is advanced and so detailed.

however, i decided at that time i needed to restore my relationship with my list more than i needed to expand a quality course as comprehensive as the Super Traffic Machine. 

some people took that information and actioned it and became curious about what other amazing value is in store for them in the Super Traffic Machine…

…while Mr. Rice thought he’d get better use of his time with his silly idea of an ice-breaker to “pal up” with the series’ authoritative author.

so whether you’re thinking about starting a serious internet business in 2021 with which you can support your family and gain your independence…

…or you’re looking to start over the right way, after having wasted your time chasing “easy riches” that you realise is a fairytale…

…or you’re looking to get systematic, consistent, scalable commissions in affiliate marketing…

Check out the Super Traffic Machine at the link below…

it’s obviously not for everyone, but those who it’s for have been over the moon about what they’ve learned and how skilled they’ve become.


Jim Yaghi

Jim Yaghi

Foremost Home Business traffic expert, Jim Yaghi is a Computer Scientist and Mathematician who used to build search engines for a living. At 16 he created a mildly popular social network and has been an online entrepreneur for over 15 years. In 2006 he rose to the #1 Affiliate rank in many Home Business programs (most notably Magnetic Sponsoring). Today he's best known for hatching the first industry-wide viral campaign to reach all major social networks, for hosting a top-10 Internet radio show for entrepreneurs, and for shattering industry sales records with his best-selling, easy-to-follow online marketing courses PPC Domination, PPC Supremacy, and Traffic KickStart.

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