The Boobies Won't Give Milk & the Adwords Rep who destroyed my traffic

I’ve really
started to hate getting my hair cut.
My stylist is
an idiot. Every time I go, he has some useless advice to give…and he’s
relentless. Has ideas about where I should live, what I should do with my work,
when I should take a holiday.
The worst is…
fail, every time I visit, he tells me I’ve gained weight.
It’s gotten
to the point I won’t cut my hair for two months just to avoid the annoying
Yesterday, i
finally went in for a haircut.
“Has your wife given birth yet?” he asked.
Yes. She
“Who have you got over to help out?”
Mind you, I’ve
told him this every time for the last 3 visits. And each time, we have the same
“Oh but you need to have her mother or yours
over to help.”
She doesn’t
want anyone to help. We’re fine on our own. I’m helping her and we haven’t
killed the baby yet.
“But there’s certain things that you need a
lady for. Stuff you won’t be able to help with. Like how to bathe the baby…how
to hold it…”
No we found
out how to do that on our own. We’re good.
conversation continued.
He went on
to try to convince me that I need to fly my wife back home and let her stay
with her family for a while. And shouldn’t I have let her give birth back home?
It would have been cheaper.
The hair
dress isn’t the only one.
Plenty of
people have been insisting that we need a relative to come and help us out.
But what
does this all have to do with you?
Well, in
your business, you often find yourself in need of help. And there is never a
shortage of self appointed advisors to tell you how

you’re doing it all wrong.
Mostly these
advisors are not experts and they have no business giving any kind of financial
or business related advice.
In fact,
listening to them could do more harm than good.
Take this
example for instance…
after my wife gave birth, she had some trouble nursing on one side. That side became
rock-hard and swollen, painful to the point she couldn’t sleep.
there was a milk-duct blockage.
A bunch of
relatives suggested home remedies to get the milk flowing. The most popular
advise was to use a heatpad.
We didn’t
I told my
wife to send an SMS to her doctor and ask her what to do.
The doctor said
go right to the emergency room.
When we got
there, a nurse gave similar advice. Use a heatpad.
But when the
ER doctor arrived, she said the WORST POSSIBLE THING YOU CAN DO is to use heat.
it increases milk flow and agitates swelling and pain.
Instead, we
should be using COLD water and gently massaging the area to encourage the milk
to flow. There was a problem for which she prescribed the use of a simple piece
of nursing hardware.
She demonstrated
to my wife how to get the milk out and sent us on our way.
Now can you
imagine if we had a relative staying with us…
Someone with
supposed experience…
They would
have made our problem WORSE instead of helping.
And that’s
what my wife said to me.
I don’t
want anyone here to help. They might be able to help for a month or two or
three…but they’re not going to raise my baby for me.
And if ever
there was a REAL problem…it’s going to need a medical professional’s help. Not old
wive’s tales.
I wish more
people marketing online would think this way.
There’s a
shytload of misinformation lying around in the message boards and forums for
free. Lots of blind to lead the blind.
And there’s
no shortage of self-appointed experts offering to take care of your traffic for
But often
that stuff will do you more harm than good.
For one, do
you really want to rely on someone else to steer your business for you forever?
Or would
you rather learn to do it yourself and be self-reliant?
And do you
really know who you’re taking advice from when you get your free advice on
forums and free pdfs?
I do.
mostly people who don’t have traffic or results…trying wrongly to make a buck
online. They’re people worse off than you are.
I mean,
just because it’s published online doesn’t mean it’s been validated or verified
for correctness.
In fact,
even “experts” get it wrong many times.
Like the
Google Rep who a few weeks ago reviewed a profiting ad campaign for me…who
after making changes to my campaign…DESTROYED IT COMPLETELY.
If you
really want to “raise” your business into a profiting cashcow, learn to do it
yourself. And when you want advice, get it from a professional who actually makes
money from DOING IT…not from advising on it.
But all the
same, be prepared to question their advice…and see if it makes sense to you.
Now, I am
such an expert who does traffic for a living.
That’s my
area of expertise and it’s what I do day in and day out and it’s what I’ve done
for over 7 years. I do it professionally and I do it for clients who pay me
good money to manage their traffic.
But I won’t
take just anyone on as a client.
And if I ever
do take you on, I will ask you for half your profit and make you pay for all
the advertising expenses.
Which is
why I created the Traffic KickStart course.
Because for
the 99% of my subscribers who can’t afford my rates…it’s the only feasible way
to benefit from my experience in traffic generation.
I teach you
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get started driving traffic within MINUTES.
After you’ve
got the ball rolling, and traffic is coming in, it’s your turn to start
figuring things out. Like how to sell your stuff to the traffic you generate.
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KickStart members area.
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Jim Yaghi

Jim Yaghi

Foremost Home Business traffic expert, Jim Yaghi is a Computer Scientist and Mathematician who used to build search engines for a living. At 16 he created a mildly popular social network and has been an online entrepreneur for over 15 years. In 2006 he rose to the #1 Affiliate rank in many Home Business programs (most notably Magnetic Sponsoring). Today he's best known for hatching the first industry-wide viral campaign to reach all major social networks, for hosting a top-10 Internet radio show for entrepreneurs, and for shattering industry sales records with his best-selling, easy-to-follow online marketing courses PPC Domination, PPC Supremacy, and Traffic KickStart.

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