This won’t be a NICE message…so kiddo, squint your eyes anddo your own censoring.
Recently we’ve been seeing an unusual amount of refunds.
Refunds are a necessary EVIL when you sell products online. But
keep in mind, rarely are they a reflection on the quality of the product, but
more on the poor quality of the buyer.
I call them “Lookey-Loo’s”.
And I FUGKING hate them.
Everything I do in marketing is designed to REPEL them,
offend them, and to get them to unsubscribe from my newsletter before they ever
get a chance to buy. Their money is no good here.
The anatomy of a lookey-loo consists of online scum. And they
have many “tells” I’ve become expert at recognizing.
For one, they’re not serious about solving their problems.
They’re critics. They like to send unsolicited advice about what
i can say in my newsletter and what I can’t. They’re notorious for pointing out
errors in spelling, grammar, typing, and political correctness.
And their only goal in life is to censor their betters.
They have a mere passing interest in any solutions to their
problems; they stand on the sidelines never making a real business decision and
find comfort in criticizing.
They JUMP on free information and training. And they’re generally
ANGRY people with less IQ points than a dog (no offence to your pet).
They’re entitled folks who are always looking for a free hand-out,
joining as many mailing lists as they can, soaking up the free stuff and getting
angry that god-forbid anyone should try to sell them something just a little
more valuable than a free tactic that’s part of someone’s MARKETING material.
Yesterday, AFTER I closed the doors on a 3-day promo, which
if you remember I WARNED you that you should not take a hasty decision on….one
of these lookey-loo’s snuck in somehow and bought.
No more than MINUTES after buying, he wrote in asking for a
refund, even though I explicitly stated that ALL SALES ARE FINAL, a fact he
His reasons came with a critique of the recorded training he
STOLE. As he jumped around it skimming for the “golden secrets” inside 60 HOURS
worth of training!
I granted him the refund…not because he asked, but because I
was FIRING him as a customer.
My policy is to MANUALLY unsubscribe and cancel all products
bought and subsequently refunded by lookey-loo’s … as well as to BAN them from
all future purchases.
I keep a special black-list literally titled, “FUGKERS WHO
DON’T PAY” and I share it with other marketers so they keep them away from
LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS…
As I suspected, I found this guy already on my black-list
for previously buying and refunding OTHER products. Somehow this WART on a DIGK
slipped through the cracks.
This is the EXACT reason I black-list these guys from my
A lookey-loo does nothing but STEAL. They are “small time” scam-artists who if ever they DID learn to market would turn into the big
scammers that give the online selling industry a bad name.
They are the reason good people are AFRAID to buy things on
Even though there are a lot of legitimate useful training programs
out there…like our Internet Business Academy (aka the IBA). First-time buyers
treat it with suspicion BECAUSE they’ve been burned before by the grown-up lookey-loo.
But the IBA is a FUNDAMENTAL training program for good online
In 10-hours of instruction, it shows you how to setup your
website, graphics, traffic, and product QUICKLY so you start seeing
sales at your website as soon as you hit go.
If you don’t go through the program, you have NO BUSINESS taking
a single advanced traffic training with me.
I’ve even recently re-organized YaghiLabs
so you won’t even SEE the advanced traffic stuff without first enrolling in the IBA.
I don’t care how experienced you THINK you are. LOL.
Businesses that do 10’s of milllions of dollars in revenue hunt
me down and BEG me to manage their traffic. There are only a handful of people
who know how to get traffic ON DEMAND in any volume they want and I’m the handful!
I turn MANY of those gooroos down.
You know why?
Because they’re expert at selling in ways that are destined to
always be hungry for traffic. They are forced to market in the GUTTERS and
back-alleys of the internet because they sell in dishonest, scammy ways that
are not at all compliant with ad networks that care about the law.
If Google and Facebook are turning them down, I can’t help
them without fundamental changes in the way they do business!
The Internet Business Academy is the fundamental fix they need and YOU need.
And if you haven’t been through the training IN SEQUENCE
from start to finish…
…or you think it’s beneath you, that it’s “beginner” info…
…or that $19.95 is expensive…
then you clearly don’t plan to ever get traffic or to own a
legitimate business on the web.
I don’t WANT to help such a person. I CAN’T!
If that’s you then, please use the unsubscribe link at the bottom
of this email. Don’t worry about me…You’ll be replaced by a better quality subscriber within the
HOUR. My newsletter grows faster than any marketer you’ve ever met.
Otherwise, if you want to know what’s so different that i do,
here’s where YOU GO NEXT:
I’ll see you inside. Or I won’t see you at all. Don’t care.