Aweber Feature for "Lowering" Unsubscribes

Recently, i discovered a useless thing in Aweber.
Get this…Apparently, when a subscriber decides to opt-out
from a mailing list like this one, aweber gives them the time-of-day to explain
why they unsubscribed.
Since I don’t really care about unsubscribes — I get so
much dang traffic my buds call me “traffic light”, NATURALLY I never noticed.
Until a couple of days ago.
Why useless?
Because the comments of a NON BUYER have no bearing on my
business…and neither should they have any on yours.
Like this “feedback”, for example:
“Got absolutely
nothing from this mailing list.”
BOO-FUGKIN-HOO! Seriously?
What did he expect? That he’d get handed money for sticking
his dirty email into the first opt-in hole he found?
Retard-to-English Translation:
“I was expecting Jim’s mailing list to be like all the other
broke marketers online who make no money. I should have gotten free shyt and instead,
I got a daily sales pitch.”
Which is accurate what he said, isn’t it.
Makes you mad, ay!
A lot of fugktard marketers who believe in “giving value up
front” in the hopes of someone buying form them later, they know NOTHING about
making money online. Otherwise they’d have figured that technique is bullshyt.
It’s the same frauds who try to position themselves
like experts on marketing and traffic when all they do is regurgitating
THEORIES someone else told them should, maybe, possibly work…if they’re lucky.
They have never got traffic.
They’ve never converted a sale.
They probably haven’t made more than a few bucks selling anything.
But they’re gonna give you lots of freebies on how YOU can
make lotsa dollah on da net, brah!
You can bet your lazy arse that the guy giving away shyt
free is BROKER THAN YOU. He gives away his pathetic knowledge in his
hardly-ever mailed email list because his knowledge has a $0 price-tag in his
own eyes!
Real experts, on the other hand, they can talk about their field indefinitely.
They can write countless emails on it and never run out of
ideas.
They have original ideas that rub their peers the wrong way.
And they would NEVER for a moment give their best knowledge to
anyone for $0 because they BLED to get it. It’s their bread and
butter.
You can’t have that kind of knowledge for nothing!
So maybe you think you’re gonna get golden traffic and marketing
nuggets by joining lots of free mailing lists and downloading all the free pdfs
and watching their free videos and attending their free webinars.
But you can count on never learning anything useful.
The real expert uses his free stuff as BAIT in a
mouse-trap to SELL what he knows. Everything is a sales pitch. Others giving away VALUABLE (=useless) CONTENT know nothing.
So now that you’re done digking around on mailing lists, and
you’ve figured there’s nothing valuable to be learned in free ebooks and videos…
It’s time for substantial training. Here’s your first action
task.
Enroll here now:

 Learn UN-ORTHODOX Marketing & Traffic from Jim, the controversial Ex-Silicon Valley TRAFFIC GOBBLER – Free here …

That’s where you ACTUALLY learn to sell your expertise
and knowledge like a playa and get mad traffic like a frikkin traffic light.
oh, and if you want to UN-subscribe because you too get “absolutely nothing out of this newsletter”…and you’re so mad at me demonstrating real marketing…then here’s my
very polite reply:
“PLEASE DO UNSUBSCRIBE! I get no value from you either fugktard. You’re
just a necessary business expense covered by paying customers.” Lol.
that’s what’s up. Layt.
~jim

Jim Yaghi

Jim Yaghi

Foremost Home Business traffic expert, Jim Yaghi is a Computer Scientist and Mathematician who used to build search engines for a living. At 16 he created a mildly popular social network and has been an online entrepreneur for over 15 years. In 2006 he rose to the #1 Affiliate rank in many Home Business programs (most notably Magnetic Sponsoring). Today he's best known for hatching the first industry-wide viral campaign to reach all major social networks, for hosting a top-10 Internet radio show for entrepreneurs, and for shattering industry sales records with his best-selling, easy-to-follow online marketing courses PPC Domination, PPC Supremacy, and Traffic KickStart.

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