I have never been
” POLITICALLY CORRECT ” before!! Wtf.
At Planet Yaghi, there’s
one thing worse than scammers…
And it’s people who
give UNSOLICITED advice.
One guy (Dr. Wanker)
took it upon himself to lecture me on what topics I SHOULD be writing to subscribers
of this newsletter.
Boring topics. That will
put you to sleepS!
Let me tell you this…
As unserious as
yesterday’s email was, it entertained THOUSANDS of my subscribers. Got a little
commotion on Facebook even.
100’s replied with
personal emails, trying to “guess the Gooroo” I was making fun of.
(Your replies cracked
me up too btw!)
Most importantly, yesterday’s
email actually BROUGHT IN CLIENTS FOR OUR ADVERTISING SERVICES!
Why did Dr. Wanker call
me POLITICALLY CORRECT?
Because he thought I make
money by WARNING you about scammy Gooroos – and yet I’m too “scared” to call
them out by name.
Shouldn’t I be telling
you who they are so you can avoid them?
No. Get scammed if you REALLY want to!
He cites examples of
others doing this.
Yeah, I should go
ahead and commit slander and risk being fined or worse, to make ONE Wank Doctor
happy, because he’s been on MY list for all of two days and thinks he’s an
expert on what my subscribers want.
Look Wank Doctor – you’re
on MY list, you’re in MY home.
I’m not in yours. I
don’t know who in fugk you are.
Do you cure the wankers
or do you wank the doctors?
If you are in a
position to give advice to your betters, then your betters would be on YOUR
list, not the other way around.
I have ZERO interest
in exposing Gooroos. There’s plenty of others doing it as you rightly mentioned.
And some of them have
law degrees and know what they’re doing. They monetize by selling their legal
services to people who have been scammed or by selling ad space on their scam
blogs, or by selling merchandise.
YaghiLabs is a MARKETING
We are experts in BUILDING
We are AWESOME at
sucking traffic from search engines.
Our subscribers, on
the other hand, are trying to do everything themselves. Gooroo’s promise them
they can do this. They sell them courses that promise to (but never do) TEACH
Reality is, Gooroos
don’t KNOW how to do anything themselves and never have.
They bankrolled or
scammed people (like me) into doing work for them.
And all I want to do
is SHATTER my subscribers’ belief that you can do everything yourself and still make money
within the year.
(not possible for most!)
All I want to do is bring
affordable solutions that make it unnecessary for you to spend years failing to
(so you can start selling your product right after you hit go on our campaigns)
Besides, when you have your own
subscriber list, you can say to them whatever YOU want. Sell them whatever you
want. Do it the way you like.
So get our help
building your list with our Done-For-You Traffic Campaigns here:
And don’t worry about
what I say to my newsletter – I’m set – worry about your own.
P.S. i guess now we’ll know if the Wank Doctor thinks i should name names when it’s his name i’m keeping anonymous 😉