Weird Email Subject Line Swipe File

“It doesn’t look good,” said the doctor examining his patient’s x-rays. “Everything is swollen except your wallet.”
Ha.
Got a kick out of that one.
Saw it in a comic strip in “Sun” Magazine.
I’ve rapped about “Sun” before in the hallowed pages of my daily emails. And about how you can find the grooviest headlines for idea-generation and inspiration.
Here are some from the recent issue:

Attack Of The Kelpie!
Teens discover supernatural horse is all too real

3 Easy Ways To Be Smarter
Herpes Virus Could Treat Cancer
Pollution-free, 90 cents-per-gallon fuel is a
MIRACLE AT THE PUMP

New Military Tech Lets Soldiers…
SEE THROUGH WALLS

What Do You Do With A 90 Fingered Robot?
Where else but Australia…
RUBBER SIDEWALKS FOR DRUNKS!

Duct-taped Airliner Forced To Turn Around During Flight
“The pilot could have been sucked out mid-air”

Real-Life Doogie Howser College Bound At Age 11
Townsfolk baffled by…
MYSTERY BLOBS FROM OUTER SPACE

Taxidermist survives 30 years on…
ROADKILL DIET!

Caviar Cologne Reels In The Cuties
“A dab of beluga behind your ear is all you
need to drive women wild”

ROYAL BLOOD
Prince Charles saves forests
in honor of Uncle Dracula

Never a dull moment with “Sun”.
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